Deep Fried Meme

The act of intentionaly distorting a meme for comedic reasons.

That deep fried meme was dank as hell!

by Somekidknowswords June 1, 2018

Kentucky Fried Shocker

After eating a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken, then perceeded to "shock" your partner with your finger licking good greasy fingers which act as lube for a double shocker straight to the anal dwellings.

As in "Oh Diego, what is that, It's marvelous ". Justa little trick I picked up from the Colonel called the Kentucky Fried Shocker. Usually performed by a person of Spanish descent with the name Juan, Carlos, and in most cases Diego.

by iSpoonW/Baboons October 16, 2009

Slice Of Fried Gold

Usually a British or Irish term. It means something Extremely good or appealing. Heres an explanation of the words
Slice- as in a slice of pie, which is very appealing
Fried - Everyone loves fried food
Gold - Fuck, who doesnt love gold?
So, therefore, Slice of fried gold means something that when you see it, you melt in your pants

Hows that for a slice of fried gold?

by The Sicilian Sledgehammer November 22, 2005

Deep Fried Dick

The act of dipping your dick in a jar of cocaine, then inserting and soaking said dick in a vagina.

Man, I sure gave that chick the deep fried dick the other night!

by Cripndip December 28, 2011

fried chicken

Sex act predominantly performed on women.. a combination of the black art of cunnilingus and the old standby fingerbanging (aka fingering). Named for the finger licking tandem once made famous by an advertising campaign for fast food. Also see KFC.

Example1
Selma Blair: Did I tell you about the fried chicken Christopher served last night??
Gossip Girl: No!!!
Selma Blair: It was fantastic!
Gossip Girl: You are lucky to have a such a Crotch Colonel.

Example2
Lady: Mmmmm that fried chicken was some good finger lickin.

by 9000cc February 18, 2009

Cheesus Fries and Crust

Rephrased "Jesus fucking Christ!" so it can be use in front of small humans and work humans.

An expression of strong surprise, disappointment or distress.

- Mommy, i lost my mittens at school again!
- Cheesus fries and crust, Tommy, its fifth pair of mittens this month!

by 100hampsters October 9, 2020

Chicken-Fried Mess

1) a person that is ill put-together from the Southern region of the USA.

2) a hot mess from the South

Tammy's sister is up here from Atlanta and she is one chicken-fried mess

by DJ Oneiromancer October 2, 2008