Bailey

A curious but troublesome individual with a fucked up, but humorous view of life. He has a practical sense of humor as well as a surprising tolerance for pain. Enjoys the gym and has no nipples. A good analogy is punch first ask questions later. Fun fact, is the only human being who laughs whilst he is fighting. Commonly used phrase is, “Yoh, I’m going to fuck you up.” often followed by a cheeky chuckle. Just a heads up that the day he reads this is the day his brain grows larger than his nipples. He’s known for konking on one clite

Often used as a scapegoat. Eg “Oh my Fuck, Bailey!” When things go wrong blame it on Bailey.

by T-myster Botha February 25, 2019

Bailey

Bailey like this kid start with J and that like them to

Bailey like this kid

by Johs999 October 22, 2019

Savannah Bailey

if you know someone with this name you must be loved. this person is a total bitch. when you get close to this person you see their soft and sweet side. you will love this person instantly. they tend to be literal crackheads. this person will come to be one of the most beautiful people but their fashion choices will hide their looks. this person will say the rudest shit to you when you guys are close but never let anyone else say anything rude or hurtful to you. hold on to this person, they may be a bitch but no matter what you’ll love them and they’ll love you.

“savannah Bailey? man you must be the best bitch around.”

by finnswoter October 19, 2019

Bailey

Innocent by standard to the death of his friend. Trophy kidnapped husband to Rachel. Josh's Brother who is the second in command of his own cult.

Bailey:"WTF just happened xD"
Rachel:*smeargle voice*"Dont worry my precious, off you go to your chambers now"
Josh:"Hey urbandictionary user just letting you know were still recruiting for my cult --- i mean rachel's cult sorry im second in command of the cult known as 'Josh's Cult' "

by bigfartknuckles April 19, 2023

Bailey

Horse girl.

"Bailey was gossiping about Braylie again, but the only thing she knows is barrel racing"

by Icantspelldysexlic April 16, 2020

Bailey White

Just a sweaty little 12 year old that thinks he is hard and he is very horrible to people and he can’t share. Btw he/she is very gay and gets bf but doesn’t tell his mom or dad

Bailey white I will tell if u don’t share!!

by Fief888888 December 11, 2019

Bailey

A girl that is a hypocrite. She feels like she’s so sexy and pretty which is obviously a lie. She chose the nickname “Bailey” because she said that it’s a nickname for a boy, when in reality it’s a name for a dog. So she claims that she’s a bitch and she says that her “friends” are hoes and that they backstabbed her but she was the one who actually backstabbed them. Bailey is a plastic bitch dog. She probably has a weird group of friends and is thirsty for attention. And in addition to that, she’s very manipulative and she targets new transfer students to manipulate every school year.

“Bailey go fetch!”
“Bailey roll over!!”
“Ew she’s totally a Bailey.”

by u’re doing great sweetie September 1, 2019