Alabama Mud Crab

When someone defacates in a women's vagina and the women uses her pelvic floor to blow muddy bubbles from her rotten brown covered stank hole

Sandra paid for a new bed but after a rank night out the Alabama Mud Crab destroyed her bedding

by Standstiff November 3, 2021

Alabama Taco Supreme

When you shit in your sister's mouth, use it for taco meat, and then use her piss and your cum for sauce!

What people in Alabama do on Cinco de mayo

Yo, me and my sis pulled an Alabama Taco Supreme last night. She still can't get all the shit out of her mouth!

by Bootybeater21 January 5, 2023

accidental alabama

When you have a date with someone and you find out they are related to you.

I went on a hot date, but we had to cool it down because it turns out we pulled an accidental alabama... she was my cousin.

by m3m3 b01 girk February 5, 2018

Chody Alabama

Just regular White Alabama. We refer to it as Chody Alabama because it is full of chodes. It is a very sacred place, and the mating place for all chodes.

"Sweet Chody Alabama!"
"What the fuck is that?"
"Alabama is the land of the chodes, where the girls have bigger dicks than the boys."

by ChodeMasterAMV May 5, 2018

ALABAMA

Well, it is a shame that people judge this beautiful state due to their lack of knowledge. Alabama's education is improving every year. Bessemer high school in Birmingham, AL, was ranked the number one high school in the country thanks to the outstanding performance of students and their (national) test scores. The University of Alabama, Auburn University, and many more colleges and universities are ranked among the best in the nation(These facts can be viewed on the internet). Not only the education, but the cities are among the best. Huntsville, AL is one of the main reasons NASA is where it is today. Technological advances are conceived everyday to help improve the space program and potientially the benefit for mankind. God has blessed this state with wonderful and faithful people. He has also created beautiful moutains, valleys, and beaches, and yet the history of this great state adds to the immaculate beauty. It is very unfortunate that people have to be so critical and narrow-minded about Alabama and the South itself. The South is where its at, and you will never know untill you experience it! Oh by the way, racism exisist everywhere and not just in Alabama. The few racist people and "rednecks" that reside in Alabama are not recognized by the predominant society of noramal people. This includes the entire Southeast.

Auburn is the place to be with great tailgating and friendly people, along with beautiful landscape and beautiful architecture. War Eagle HEY!

by WarEaglejr July 15, 2005

alabama rocking chair

When a girl rocks back and forth from ine dick in her ass to another in her pussy.

Dude it was awesome, the chick wanted to ride our alabama rocking chair!

by MrBubbleBukake March 3, 2015

alabama clam hammer

Much like an "Alabama clam slammer," the male does a hand stand during intercourse and on his decent he slams his penis in to his partners butthole

I was with Cathy and I gave her an Alabama clam hammer and ended up wearing a pink sock!

by Dookie84 June 28, 2016