jonathan

A beautiful man who is tall, powerful, emotional. perfect. but he refuses to see it. But the world does. The perfect man ready to practice to be perfect. He can twirl a baton better than anyone, it's a Jonathan thing. A real tall glass of water.

god jonathan is so perfect and goofy
jonathan is literally in divine order

by urstepfathersbudussy August 21, 2021

jonathan

having all the required or desirable elements, qualities, or characteristics; as good as it is possible to be.

god, jonathan is so perfect
jonathan is in divine order

by urstepfathersbudussy August 21, 2021

Jonathaned

When you accidentally fall down the stairs at the train station and land on a homeless mans dick

“Omg my arse hole was jonathaned yesterday”

by Smeggywillys September 1, 2021

jonathan creek

A locked-room mystery show by the BBC in which magician-assistant/mastermind Jonathan Creek gives zero fucks about his female friends and just wants to go about his day but gets pulled into seemingly impossible murder mysteries every single time.

*while watching intro*
"Oh I quite like that character.."

2 seconds later,

"Oh he's dead. I suppose Jonathan Creek will solve it. "

by vanderHill June 28, 2021

Case of the Jonathan's

"A case of the Jonathan's". Where the town idiot lets a skunk shit in his mouth thinking its mouthwash.

Sam's breath had a case of the Jonathan's as it was so bad the asked him to leave his own birthday party.

by BEK August 31, 2013

Jonathan Baggs

and astronomy genius and great lay

"wow i'm so sad that i don't get Jonathan Baggs D"

by The girl who get Jon's D October 3, 2013

jonathan higgins

The coolest mother fucker around, usually awesome

"Hey were you chillin with Jonathan Higgins? Man i wish i was you."

by xochosinkox October 15, 2013