Samuel Elsner

This motherfucker is the best guy on this list, surpasses literally everyone. He is 10 inches SOFT and you can grind diamonds on his abs. Literally the hottest guy I know and is sweet, caring, and somewhat shy. Kratos has nothing on this absolute SIGMA of a man. This unit deadlifted the universe while heavily injured when he 1v2d Akuto Sai and Kami Tenchi in a 2v1 after they wrote themselves to be the strongest.

Did you hear about Samuel?
Samuel Elsner? Which God did he take down this time?
All of them.

by TheWriterOfAllElse December 2, 2021

Samuel

a kid who is good at sports and is usually a leader he is scared to play fortnite in front of mom.
he also makes youtube videos at SerpentAU.
My Channel is BxppedByGavin

man samuel is awesome he is good at basketball and football and baseball
is he your boyfriend
yeah
Girl youre lucky
My channel is BxppedByGavin his is SerpentAU

by Eatyouboy October 30, 2019

Samuel

A fella who repeats jokes 100 times.

"oi lachy shake and skull brother"
"ok Samuel"
"haha Shake and Skull x100"

by Shakenskull October 30, 2019

Samuel

Samuel is a very gay boy he is ugly and always wears booty shorts he has usually blond hair and blue eyes but has a very sexual personality.He is fucking annoying and won't stop scratching his buttcrack

Yareli:Hey is that samuel
Danielle:yeah that ugly bitch

by Daniellacone November 1, 2019

Samuel Denny

Awesome sauce

I was so sad panda before Samuel Denny came

by frankflemming November 11, 2020

Samuel Denny

Awesome sauce

Things were sad panda before Samuel Denny came

by frankflemming November 11, 2020

Samuel

some tall bean head who tries to move to grey tings.

Samuel is some tall bean head who tries to move to grey tings

by Mamszy November 16, 2020