Muff Potter

The stage of hair growth on a vagina that is longer than a 5 o'clock shadow but before it curls, traditionally creeping onto the sides of the inner thigh. Inspired by the Michael McShane character from Tom & Huck.

My Muff Potter is like it's been drunk for 2 weeks straight and if you disturb it you could lose a finger.

by kayraw April 6, 2015

Manky muff

A vey nasty, dirty, and stinky twat

"Damn man that chick probably has a manky muff"

by Cousinvinny June 29, 2017

Tuff Muff

A strong booty

Gym bro: hey dude nice tuff muff. Other gym bro: thanks yours too

by NOTKXI March 3, 2023

mid muff

Having a muffin top when wearing high rise pants

I love it when I have mid muff....said no one ever!!!!

by Deathto2face January 13, 2015

muff sandwich

speaks for itself really...

‘How was last night mate?’
‘Not bad pal, bit of a lary one, I had muff sandwich for tea!’

by el creator May 6, 2021

Muff cup

Lesbians cupping their lovers cunts while they use spirit fingers for pleasuring.

The two lesbians muff cupped each other whilst making sweet sweet love.

by Iioveupookey266261 May 21, 2014

smurf muff

A cool person with a totally radical pussy

Alexis has a total smurf muff

by Cool chikca May 17, 2018