Yo momma

The root of all crappy jokes

Yo momma

by ankalar October 27, 2002

yo moma

the thing i had last nite.

bob:oh my god that thing is huge.
nick:dats wut yo moma said last nite bitch :)
bob:damn it.

by Justin Bachman May 8, 2003

yo mamma

yo mamma insults for fun

yo mamma so damn old that she get along with the jesus crew

yo mamma so ugly that the government demand to put a warning in your gate saying: beware risk of sudden death

yo mamma so ugly and old that noah refuse to take her in his ark

by BLACK FELLA January 10, 2008

yo mamma

The most stupidiest hilarious joke to be made use by 5th-7th grader losers who cant think of anything but yo mama jokes.

*Out of nowhere*

7th grade Kid: YO MAMMA SO FAT THAT SHE DIED.
HighSchoolSeniorKid: WTF YOU SAY MOTHER FUCKER!
7th grade kid: YO MAMA SO UGLY THAT SHE GOT HIT WITH THE BAG OF WTF!

HighSchoolSenoir: Hey guys, let beat this mother fucker down in his mother fucking ass.
7th Grade Kid: YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE CANT DRIVE BETTER THAN ASIANS.

7th Grade Kid: *got shoot in the scrotum with a shotgun*

by laughingoutloud February 21, 2007

yo factor

the factor used on american idol by one of the judges, randy jackson to decribe a liking to the contestants` singing.

"dawg, you got the yo factor"

by melodyizKUTE April 25, 2007

major yo

The practice of joyfully using a household item for purposes other than which they were intended.

-"Hey fresh, what are you doing with that vaccuum cleaner?"

-"I'm playin' major yo(pronounced 'majuh-YO')!"

muthas muthas

by Chief Nasty Mutha November 28, 2009

yo amam

When you type yo mama too fast.

Person 1: *types yo amam*
Person 2: Take your time, no need to rush.

by notminicar10 May 7, 2020