by Justin Bachman May 8, 2003

yo mamma so damn old that she get along with the jesus crew
yo mamma so ugly that the government demand to put a warning in your gate saying: beware risk of sudden death
yo mamma so ugly and old that noah refuse to take her in his ark
yo mamma so ugly that the government demand to put a warning in your gate saying: beware risk of sudden death
yo mamma so ugly and old that noah refuse to take her in his ark
by BLACK FELLA January 10, 2008

The most stupidiest hilarious joke to be made use by 5th-7th grader losers who cant think of anything but yo mama jokes.
*Out of nowhere*
7th grade Kid: YO MAMMA SO FAT THAT SHE DIED.
HighSchoolSeniorKid: WTF YOU SAY MOTHER FUCKER!
7th grade kid: YO MAMA SO UGLY THAT SHE GOT HIT WITH THE BAG OF WTF!
HighSchoolSenoir: Hey guys, let beat this mother fucker down in his mother fucking ass.
7th Grade Kid: YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE CANT DRIVE BETTER THAN ASIANS.
7th Grade Kid: *got shoot in the scrotum with a shotgun*
7th grade Kid: YO MAMMA SO FAT THAT SHE DIED.
HighSchoolSeniorKid: WTF YOU SAY MOTHER FUCKER!
7th grade kid: YO MAMA SO UGLY THAT SHE GOT HIT WITH THE BAG OF WTF!
HighSchoolSenoir: Hey guys, let beat this mother fucker down in his mother fucking ass.
7th Grade Kid: YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE CANT DRIVE BETTER THAN ASIANS.
7th Grade Kid: *got shoot in the scrotum with a shotgun*
by laughingoutloud February 21, 2007

by JohnEBGood March 3, 2007

by Camel crusher March 2, 2017

-"Hey fresh, what are you doing with that vaccuum cleaner?"
-"I'm playin' major yo(pronounced 'majuh-YO')!"
muthas muthas
-"I'm playin' major yo(pronounced 'majuh-YO')!"
muthas muthas
by Chief Nasty Mutha November 28, 2009
