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Woke

Adjective: Catch-all word used by Cultural Conservatives as a substitute slur word.
Instead of calling a person a slur because it's no longer acceptable you would call them "woke". Example: I thinks "Woke" Space Lasers started all the fires in California.
by Guy Fawks January 13, 2023
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Wokeness

People use this word to describe left wingers, liberals, SJWs, members of the LGBTQ+ supporters or BLM supporters.

However the actual definition of this word was given when it was first actually used by Ron Desantis' lawyer and the actual definition he gave as to what a woke person is is this: A person who believes that there are systemic inequalities in our societies that need to be addressed.
Conservative: Wokeness has corrupted the minds of the youth
Progressive: I disagree. I think it has opened their eyes to a lot of the unfairness going on in our society
by HighTSoyboy April 5, 2023
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Woke

The intentional neglect or appropriation of historical facts, scientific evidence, established art, and practical semantics in an attempt to appeal to mainstream ideological values from the current decade. Often motivated by financial incentive.
Disney changed Mickey Mouse's gender. Disney knew this woke move would seal brand loyalty from the targeted demographic.

In an attempt to be more woke, the movie set in mediaeval Europe featured black American actors. The producers knew this would attract more viewers.

The 18th century statue was decorated with an LGBTQ flag. It looked very woke.
by Mind Liberator April 6, 2023
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Woke Crow

Left wing, Democrat who employ the "Jim Crow" tactics from the historical past of the Democratic party.
We have entered the “Woke Crow” era where left wing Democrats have re-weaponized their past “Jim Crow” tactics.
by MinnWhoDat April 10, 2023
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woke

woke means willingly overlooking known evil.
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woke

That which conservatives don't like.
We must destroy the woke NHS so we can profit off of people's suffering.
by Deccers09 April 13, 2023
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Woke

When gay people exist, apparently. This word is mostly used by people on the right side of the political spectrum to describe anything they disagree with. Gun control, critical race theory, climate change activists, and most famously, LGBTQ+ individuals or things.
“Bro, did you hear Bud Light went woke?”
by Aurora_unholy April 15, 2023
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