WOKE GOD 

A person gifted with the power of the third eye. Ever since birth the person has been gifted the power of seeing what is unseen. Recent has had a cult created to worship this god. The so-called God has to power to "Awoken" his/her followers so they too can be "WOKE"

Person 1: I got a 3/50 on this test. Can you help me?
Person 2: You haven't meet the WOKE GOD have you? you cunt.

WOKE GOD by Cult of the WoKE GoD March 8, 2017

Woke and Moke

(Verb) TO awaken from your peaceful slumber and with no hesitation you smoke a large quantity of marijuana you bought from some guy named Walter for that party last night,but for some reason you found a sack in your pocket when you woke up so now you wanna get high.

Origin: Wake + Smoke = Woke and Moke

Boy: "*Yawn* Damn that was one amazing night"

Girl: "A night but not so much Amazing"

Boy: " Well BITCH! look at what i just found , THATS right! And Guess Who aint gon Woke and Moke with me?!"

Girl: "Did i say not? i meant Hot. *LOL* *Giggle giggle*( BOY Smerks ) (Girl- *Slurps*)

Woke and Moke by EzmuthafuckinE April 27, 2009

Woke Supremacy 

A phrase coined by American Senator Tim Scott. A play on words with the intent of associating those espousing civil equality, especially regarding race, with racists.

It infers a belief that "woke" people believe that their opinions are more important or valid than those of people with opposing views, and casts those opposing civil rights, especially Conservative politicians, as victims.

Similar to the denigration of accountability by the label "Cancel Culture".

"Paying minorities, women, the whole LGBTQ alphabet equal to straight, white CIS men is *not* a better idea. To think so is Woke Supremacy."

Woke Supremacy by DavidMacLuna March 24, 2021

woke fascism

Fuck you for searching this term.

-Hey did you meet Ted, he's a woke fascist.
-Tim, i'm getting a divorce
-Wow, this says a lot about society.
woke fascism

woke fascism by grand_hog_bernard November 13, 2019

Woke sealion 

Person who makes unreasonable demands for evidence of the existence of cancel culture.

Smith: If I criticised Black Lives Matter's disgusting racism at work, I'd lose my job.
Jones: Prove it.
Smith: Oh for God's sake stop being such a woke sealion.

Woke sealion by Old Phardt June 5, 2022

Woke'n'Boke 

The stoner logic past-tense of wake'n'bake.

"Did you smoke this morning?"
"Yeah I woke'n'boke"
"Yeahhhhhhhhhhhh"

Woke'n'Boke by cuntpunisher9000 January 21, 2017

woke up in a cold sweat 

To wake up in a cold sweat is to wake up suddenly in the middle of the night due to the remembering of an anxious moment in your life.

Man last night night I woke up in a cold sweat remembering how those gangsters last summer almost decided to off me!

woke up in a cold sweat by Yongundong April 24, 2017