Wonder Kids

The type of food to give you cancer, a typical knock-off Kinder Joy egg.

"hey kid want a wonder kids in your mouth" *Sans now dies of cancer, as he ate one.*

by VexTopsyTurver5000SloppyToppy May 23, 2023

Stevie Wonder Ear Lobes

A person who is deaf

Yo, I tried to get that girls attention but she just ignored me. She didn't hear you man, she's got Stevie Wonder ear lobes

by Blaster One July 16, 2010

One Hit Wondering

When you’re wondering if there is one last hit of the bong.

Bob: Is there anything left in that bong?
Lois: No, I’m sorry man.

Bob: It’s ok I was just one hit wondering.

by Bobbyslimjimm April 26, 2025

Wonder dog

When you are out of hot dog buns and have to substitute a slice of wonder bread.

Dude, are we out of hot dog buns?

Yeah Brah, gotta use a piece of bread and make a wonder dog.

by just_jess June 8, 2017

What a Wonderful World

1. A song performed by Louis Armstrong released in 1967

2. The final chapter of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Stone Ocean & the 755th chapter overall.

1. "I see trees of green, red roses too, I see them bloom, for me and you, and I think to myself, What a wonderful world..."

2. "What a wonderful World is the last chapter to take place in the original universe"

by Baboiminion May 14, 2021

Wonder Check

In the US, an employer is required to pay an employee for ones's time on the job, and may only be withheld up to 30 days. To some, this means signing onto a job, working for a limited amount of time, demanding for their paycheck, and leaving.

This reflects an incompetent hiring process and lowers morale.

In some cases, they will call and/or come in, asking if they can/will receive their paycheck on payday.

A Wonder Check is called such because it leads others to wonder how they earned it in the first place, and wonder why they left at all.

"A Janice called, and left her name and number."
"What did she need?"
"She asked if she could grab her paycheck Friday, but I don't ever remember seeing her here before."
"Oh yeah, she worked here for a day and never came back."
"I see, she just wanted her Wonder Check. Glad she stopped me from doing my job to ask about her nickels and pennies."

by Splorsh June 28, 2021

one bolt wonder

Slang for automotive lube tech

“He isn’t a real mechanic, he’s a one bolt wonder!”

by Whosedraco April 11, 2022