windows XD

a spoof of the normal windows XP product; a web site www.xdproductions.com

did you get windows XD yet if not you are very gay

by shippo/jeff December 10, 2004

Window Ninja

When you're messed up on an illeagle substance, more than likely an "upper", and you keep looking out the window out of paranoia.

"Dude, quit playing window ninja over there. Why can't you just get high with us and be chill?"

by phatkhiken February 23, 2008

Windows Live

Proof Microsoft should be burned to the ground. They are now copying Googles GMail because they were losing power over e-mail users because anyone with half a brain or more (the rest of you stuck with MSN and shud die immediatly) moved to the better, faster, stronger service offered by Google.

(Google is now becoming corrupt and stupid too and still refuses to offer Linux/Mac OS programs but its still better than Microsoft)

Zomg look! Google has a new service that offers 1000x the storage we do and dosent use 10 AD's a page or dozens of cliparts/icons everywhere you look! I cant beleive it there pages actually LOAD sometimes too! We have to do something about this!

I HAVE AN IDEA LETS OFFER 250 MEGS, THATS SO AMAZING THAT NOBODY WILL EVER LOOK ELSEWHERE...
but they did...
LETS JUST COPY THEM DAMNIT!
And thus, Windows Live was born!

by Koric January 13, 2006

Window Looker

Someone who stares aimlessly out of car windows.
This occurs mainly on long journeys, while stuck in traffic or while avoiding cab driver small talk.

Police Officer: "So, what caused this car crash?"
Citizen: "Well, i was so busy checking out this hot Window Looker i didn't notice the car in front of me stop!"

by swanagebay February 23, 2010

slut window

A brief period of time, usually on the weekends after last call, when a person is drunk and horny and is willing to lower their standards to have sex.

"My slut window is wide open, I'll sleep with the next person who hits on me."

"I was home and still drunk at 2am so I told myself I would invite over the next person who messaged me on OkCupid."

"The only time I use Tinder is during my slut window."

by pmizzle March 7, 2014

Window Painting

One of meager mental capacity slapping their erect or flaccid penis against a clear pane of glass. Usually in a public setting to indicate either unparalleled elation or uncontrolled anxiety

Oh shit, is that Picasso? He window painting like a savage!

by Massivetrauma June 18, 2018

Window Bukkake

When someone masterbates looking out their window and cums on the window

I saw Justin experimenting with window Bukkake earlier today.

by MrMagicFingersz July 9, 2016