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Vagina Slime

Noun: Man who is disgusting to look at, yet is still able to gain entrance into a woman's vagina.

Verb: When a scuzz bag gets with a hot chick
Can you believe that she slept with that vagina slime?

That guy totally pulled a vagina slime; he looks like a child rapist!
by Huey Lewis and the Poops November 30, 2011
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Hey do you want to hear a joke about my vagina?

Boy: Hey do you want to hear a joke about my dick? Nevermind its too long.

Girl: Hey do you want to hear a joke about my vagina?
Nevermind you will never get it
by Sr. Facebook February 20, 2011
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vagina cabinet

by jerryhouse August 1, 2009
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Vaginal Bushwack

a sexual act in which the man clips the girls pubic hair and then snorts off of her belly along with cocaine while watching sex and the city (all while being sexually intertwined)
"Oh dude last night I was doing a double kangaroo scissor-kick" said Wayne Gretsky, "Oh thats nothing, I Vaginal Bushwacked my step sister" said Rachel Ray.
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vagina biscuit

Can easily be part of a song you hear many sing "vagina biscuit eat them while you can! Vagina biscuit catch them when you can!" In a light hearted chant. Vagina biscuit is commonly known as a term used in threesomes between two women and a man. It is when a women's vagina is penetrated by a penis and also by another women's tongue and finger creating a slippery bowl of vagina biscuit. Often you hear women discussing this the next day. " I had a great vagina biscuit last night with Will and Kate!". It is a bonding technique to create close tight knit friendship groups. Also slang word as a form of greeting " sup vagina biscuit"
by ChaseMeBaby September 18, 2013
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parachute vagina

were a females vagina is so lose,most likely from being fisted one too many times, it resembles a parachute and when the girl walks air goes in it and catches and creates drag.
jessica was watching too much porn and got too into it and fisted her self and got parachute vagina
by picklegirl October 14, 2009
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Driftwood Vagina

Driftwood Vagina is a condition when a case of Splinter Pussy goes untreated for a length of time. Symptoms include; moldy smell, moss, and termites. People who suffer from Driftwood Vagina would often continue to leave their condition uncured as they were a dumb bitch to get Splinter Pussy in the first place.
Fred realized Selma had Driftwood Vagina when he pulled out with a caterpillar eating a leaf off his dick.
by Anonymous Doctor November 19, 2010
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