by Mischlix May 21, 2023

MAMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by Anonymous81638 November 5, 2020

When you and your guy friends are cuddling and you all tie your dicks into a knot. Then you use garlic oil as lubricant to untie the knot.
by ChazgotthatGas November 22, 2024

by Whatahead July 21, 2020

When you tell your girl let me just rub it on the lips, but things get a bit too slippery and now no one is a virgin anymore
Female 1: yeah we actually ended up having sex last night
Female 2: what how did that happen?
Female 3: he pulled a sneaky Turkish
Female 2: what how did that happen?
Female 3: he pulled a sneaky Turkish
by Shhhsorry January 14, 2024

In my visit to instanbul, I discovered that everyone has an amazing butt. I’m calling everyone who has a nice butt, a Turkish butt
by Ramyhassin July 26, 2021

When a woman is straddling your face nose-deep and she squirts at the moment of orgasm and her legs give in.
What ensues will be an exciting 20 or so seconds where you see your life flash before your eyes and you imagine what your tombstone will read and the official cause of death will be listed as.
What ensues will be an exciting 20 or so seconds where you see your life flash before your eyes and you imagine what your tombstone will read and the official cause of death will be listed as.
by ConcupiscentPineapple December 7, 2023
