Inadequate, half-assed, widespread negligence, inability to follow basic standard engineering procedures using sub-standard materials when maintaining or repairing large mechanical items. Influenced by the cultural belief that all is "as God wills."
Please don't use Turkish Maintenance on my new Outback. I paid 18K for it and I need it to get to work for the next 10 years.
Current condition of the Parthenon in Athens can be seen as an early benchmark of what is now called "Turkish Maintenance."
Current condition of the Parthenon in Athens can be seen as an early benchmark of what is now called "Turkish Maintenance."
by sparklingdark December 17, 2016
Get the Turkish Maintenancemug. When you get hit by two cars in the middle of the road simultaneously causing you to get ripped in half or fatally injured.
P1: "Hey, why isn't Josh at school today?"
P2: "I think he got the Turkish Sparkleshow on Saturday."
P2: "I think he got the Turkish Sparkleshow on Saturday."
by The Driver of Trikes April 19, 2023
Get the Turkish Sparkleshowmug. When you’re fingering a chicks ass and you pull your finger out covered in shit put it in her mouth and make her chew on it like a tootsie roll
by Clem cadiddlehopper January 27, 2021
Get the Turkish tootsie rollmug. by TheAllKnowingMrD May 10, 2018
Get the Turkish Cash Registermug. Five guys locked in a room, they all start having a fight, every man for themselves. First one to get knocked out, gets raped by the other 4 guys. The process repeats itself until one man walks out, asshole untouched. This man is referred to as the Turkish Tussler.
Me and my work colleagues participated in a “Turkish Tussle” and I walked out alive, crowned as “The Turkish Tussler”. Balls de-spunked ready to go again.
by The fiddler May 19, 2025
Get the Turkish Tusslemug. when a friend or roommate of yours takes something away from you because he has no culture or history of his own whatsoever and when you ask him to give it back he claims there was no genocide and that his tribe is very civilized and has rich history
- Heya, Ahmed, could I have my paddle board back?
- No way dude, my people have rich culture and history and there was no genocide and we're all very peaceful you're lying about everything!
- I just got Turkish ninja'd
- No way dude, my people have rich culture and history and there was no genocide and we're all very peaceful you're lying about everything!
- I just got Turkish ninja'd
by Равим September 12, 2021
Get the Turkish ninjamug. The mother of all wedgies. Give someone a wedgie, lay them flat on their stomach, bend their leg back & hook their toes into the waistband of pulled-up underwear. Not only is this an ultrawedgie, but the only way out is for the 'victim' to pull their underwear even further up their butt to get it off over their toe.
Initiation to the track team was a Turkish Camelback Ride; except for Dave, who got a DOUBLE Turkish Camelback Ride; yup; both feet hook into his underwear.
by PParker July 7, 2017
Get the turkish camelback ridemug.