tristan

tristan. /trïstan/ a particularly effeminate ascot, originally worn by habsburg fancy men. it would see a resurgence in the 1960s when re-popularized by notable communists such as shel silverstein and fred jones

Friend: Yo, we hitting the festive gathering later? Habsburg lad: Alas I cannot, my tristan is caught in a loom again

by SauceyClive774 March 4, 2024

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The biggest fucking munter I’ve ever seen! Every time we hang out we always munt.

Tristan I love you, you malicious magical magnificent munter

by OrionUki7 March 27, 2024

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Tristan..he’s in a fucking washing machine

Tristan have very very very very very vErY large balls

Tristan is very gay

by Fhgdvvgjbdgbfhffhhcdgnn July 10, 2022

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Bro I’m not gonna lie this is my name and I just wanted to praise myself like everybody else who wrote a definition for their name. Then I realized that’s stupid. Tristan is me, that’s my definition.

Tristan is my name

by GIVE ME AND ACCOUNT July 25, 2022

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A Putin-Loving-Nonce

Hey, Ukrainian Kids, stay away from that Tristan

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Tristan Edpao

Tristan Edpao is a dancer, Tristan currently dances along with Pauler Lam on Eric Man’s There And Back Again Tour. Tristan has also danced for Kehlani, and Offstage. Tristan also does online classes for all types of hip hop dance on STEEZY.

person 1- “OMG have you seen Tristan Edpao on eric nams tour”
person 2- Yes i have, him and pauler are amazing dancers

by lbuzzybee June 10, 2022

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