toaster

a shit thing that never fucking works

why the fuck do you have a toaster

by the dude who made toasters March 10, 2025

Missisipi toaster

Sticking two pieces of toast in someones ass, cumming in it, letting it get hot and when its toasted you slap the persons ass so hard the toast shoots out

Jake: "hey Bro that missisipi toaster was lit"

James "yeah man that shit was great at the bar mitzvah when it shot out"

Jake "yeah it was

by Thebellybuttonmaster March 14, 2025

frickin' toasters

slang for the toxic Destiny 2 fusion rifle known as Jotunn, or quite simply "The Toaster".

RAHH! NOT THOSE FRICKIN' TOASTERS AGAIN!
Boys, we're playing against a team using only frickin' toasters...
BUST OUT THE FRICKIN' TOASTERS, TEAM!

by UniversalRemoteRules02 November 24, 2021

Toaster

Someone who holds their phone on speaker phone like a piece of toast

"Sasha is such a toaster#

by SazH June 10, 2023

Toaster and bath tub

Death

(Message sent at 12/25/23) Yo im gonna go, I got a toaster and bath tub (Death report- died 12/25/23, unknown time)

by LameToaster June 11, 2023

Toaster on wheels

A phrase that represent most Citroens and electric cars.
Generally meaning that a car is mainly a giant cube, with working wheels.

Person 1: Damn that Kia Soul looks like a toaster on wheels.

by Hexagonistian June 16, 2023

Toaster Strudel

The act of taking a shit and then immediately turning around to engage in masturbation. Can be compared to the process of making a toaster strudel, hence the name. Just like you would toast a strudel, and after it’s hot and ready, you apply icing on top at the end for added flavor and decoration.

Person 1: Why are they taking so long in the bathroom?
Person 2: Probably making a Toaster Strudel

by Lujobe April 2, 2025