The Screaming Seagull

When you tie a knot in your condom and throw it in the air. The sound of screaming seagulls is deafening.

Dude, I served lunch to a flock of the screaming seagulls.

by Java McPhearson October 11, 2021

Screaming foreman

The act of sticking your erect tallywhacker into a searing hot sandwich toaster . Then watching your smegma melt .

“I sure do a screaming foreman to set myself up right for the day” exclaimed Irwin

by Not Ian Paisley August 14, 2022

Screaming dingle-berry

the act of putting a full roll of toilet paper in a condom and shoving it inside of somebody

i told her i was going to freshen up...she wasnt expecting the screaming dingle-berry when i got out and she turned around

by fjskodkcksjcncjsmxn December 15, 2021

solo scream

The formal announcement of a guitar solo in many types of hard rock, hardcore, and heavy metal music by the lead singer. The solo scream usually deviates from the standard vocal style or subject matter of the song, and may or may not actually be a scream.

Dude: You know what I hate in metal music?
Guy: No idea.
Dude: When the band is playing and everything's awesome, and then the singer just yells "GO!"
Guy: Yeah, that's probably the gayest solo scream ever.

by Ayreonaut May 10, 2008

Screaming corn cob

Where someone eats raw or not fully cooked corn, and while passing hurts bad enough to make the person moan/yell or scream.

John sounded like he was passing a screaming corn cob in the living room.

by My5k5ey5 March 7, 2023

Screaming

Something that unfunny people default to when they try to make people laugh.

The eleven year old was screaming into his microphone in the voice chat.

by Peepoopoopybutt September 11, 2020

Bathing a screaming baby

Putting herpes meds on your member

I had a flare up so bathing a screaming baby was my only option.

by SillyWillyVibes May 27, 2021