In some ways similar to camel toe, belly nuts refers to the front of an obese person's pants, specifically the effect of the front vertical seam deviding their tucked-in flab into 2 separate watermelon-sized hemispheres.
In order for belly nuts to occur, two conditions must be met.
1. When a fatty's enormous stomach becomes large and saggy enough that it must be tucked into the pants.
and
2. When said fatty chooses to wear pants that are a) too tight to contain said belly, and b) have a seam that devides said belly into 2 distinct parts, taking the form of a pair of giant balls.
It should also be noted that belly nuts shows no gender discriminaation, and may occur on males and females, provided they are a lardie.
In order for belly nuts to occur, two conditions must be met.
1. When a fatty's enormous stomach becomes large and saggy enough that it must be tucked into the pants.
and
2. When said fatty chooses to wear pants that are a) too tight to contain said belly, and b) have a seam that devides said belly into 2 distinct parts, taking the form of a pair of giant balls.
It should also be noted that belly nuts shows no gender discriminaation, and may occur on males and females, provided they are a lardie.
by OHC June 30, 2004
Get the belly nutsmug. Something used to catch semen after you have ejaculated (washcloth; tissue; toilet paper; old sock; dirty underwear; etc).
by Cappy1 June 8, 2004
Get the Nut ragmug. 
by BillC July 29, 2006
Get the musty nutsmug. Derrick- You coming to my party later?
Rob- You think i'm gonna turn down pussy and beer? Of course i'm coming!
Derrick- Okay... But stretch nuts over there isn't invited!
Rob- You think i'm gonna turn down pussy and beer? Of course i'm coming!
Derrick- Okay... But stretch nuts over there isn't invited!
by B-rizzleee January 31, 2010
Get the Stretch nutsmug. Guys riding 2-up on a motorcycle; or more generally, riding any 2-person device where one individual sits directly behind the other (second person being a male).
by keeena January 14, 2008
Get the nut to buttmug. Having a readily-available stress release when trapped in recurring, highly-tense situations, such as traffic jams or DMV lines.
Being nut soothed has the same effect of drinking hot coffee on a cold day, being distracted by good music or having a dog lick your face. It's not quite as dramatic as winning the lottery, being molested by your favorite porn star, or watching your football hero head-butt an annoying competitor, however.
Being nut soothed has the same effect of drinking hot coffee on a cold day, being distracted by good music or having a dog lick your face. It's not quite as dramatic as winning the lottery, being molested by your favorite porn star, or watching your football hero head-butt an annoying competitor, however.
"I am brain dead, stuck in traffic with rain. Nut soothed listening to Mahler's Symphony #2, "Resurrection" on the radio."
by El Conejo Feliz March 13, 2010
Get the Nut Soothedmug.