Michael

Bitch-ass mother-fucker.

God, Michael is such a bitch-ass mother-fucker.

by Bunny3187 January 14, 2019

Michael

A simp

Man Michael is such a simp.

by PixelGMR March 21, 2020

Michael

Someone who is very weird. Although they have some moments of brilliance almost every time they speak everyone in the room gets dumber. You can also use it as an insult. Michael isn’t the brightest bulb on the Hanukkah tree and he normally acts very dumb. If you need some advice on how to lower your grade, IQ, or social status come to him.

You are dumber than Michael!

by EpicSaxGuy16 October 23, 2019

Michael

One who manages to be heavier than everyone else, despite them having a small/healthier diet than most. This term is frequently used in Southern California.

"He's a vegan."
"It doesn't look like it!"
"Well, thing is, he's a Michael."

"Oh!"

by MemeQueenTM July 17, 2018

Michael

A little shit

Michael a little shit.

by IFryYoToaster August 13, 2019

Michael

He is a big day jerk.

I met up with Michael today and he was a big fat jerk to me.

by Sad bill sally July 13, 2020

Michael

Michael is a very fat and bald guy. Michael is from Chicago and loves Chicago sports teams. He is also bald

Your being a Michael right now

by bigdickmemo October 27, 2020