What do farmers love but astronauts hate?

This riddle was created by Abby Ellis and is completely ridiculous! All the clues given to help solve it are unrelated and bizarre! It’s a fun riddle to give your friends to pass half an hour.

What do farmers love but astronauts hate?

Clues:
The answer is written on the ceiling

Teddy bears

Children can draw it but adults can’t

Seasons

Any other ridiculous clue

by Abby’s riddle April 21, 2021

farmer girl

a farmer girl is someone very dumb and likes to play the game roblox. they have very dirty vans and gave birth to 6 puppies.

a farmer girl likes to eat dirty water

by anna gendreau June 21, 2019

farmer dykes

A farmer dykes is when your lesbian lover fertilises your vagina with their excrement and plants a seed inside like pumpkin seeds.

I gave Tess a Farmer Dykes last night, hopefully the tomatoes take well and we have a full crop this year

by Adzybayor August 14, 2023

cactus farmer

Southern slang for the growing and distribution of cannibus and marijuana plants.

I want to move to California and become a cactus farmer

by Cactus farmer January 28, 2018

Lady Farmer

One who cultivates women.

Essentially, a player. A lady farmer has women hanging off of him at all times. Every girl in town wants his d.

Alden is such a lady farmer, look at him, surrounded by girls, all wanting the d.

by ALDENISSASSY April 8, 2013

Farmer Nicks Big Dick

His dick is very big

Farmer Nicks Big Dick is very big

by bald freddie mercury December 1, 2023

Fudgy Farmer

A sexual act where a male drops a dump on his partner’s chest and proceeds to flatten and spread it like a farmer’s combine would. He then Ejaculates on the freshly made soil and gives it a good watering with urine when all is said and done. Happy Harvest!

“It’s harvest season so I’d really like to work in that Fudgy Farmer tonight!”

by TheGoldenGoblet August 27, 2023