Deuce-buddy

When an individual sits in the stall directly next to yours in a public restroom. Many times are are other stalls available, however the individual chooses to sit next to you.

While I was in the restroom, some jerk came in and wanted to be my "Deuce-buddy".

by JYates3 August 19, 2013

The Deuce is on the Loose

Euphemism for a bowel movement, especially diarrhea.

"Hey, how are you feeling? Any better?"

"Yeah my nose isn't stuffed up but the deuce is on the loose, still."

by hiddendragon August 6, 2012

fug deuce

The type of guy who is so ugly that that you think a piece of shit is more handsome than him. Somehow he gets alot of girls to like him that are out of his league. Usually a ginger.

that fug deuce is one ugly person

by datboi1111 August 13, 2017

Horse Deuce

The first bowel movement, often in several days, after going on a heroin binge. Opiates cause constipation, so junkies tend to get backed up for days or even a week or more, before their body finally forces a bowel movement. This is why they often hole up in a public bathroom for up to an hour, and there can be considerable tearing which contributes to the mess left behind.

"Man, I just dropped a two-week Horse Deuce. I'm having to learn to walk all over again."

by Auntie Hero September 20, 2018

Silly Deuce

Someone who makes little mistakes of makes reasonable errors on a daily basis.

Oh man Parker you’re such a silly deuce!
Kirk you aren’t a silly deuce you are the opposite!

by Not Srkirkalot December 31, 2021

dropping a deuce

Not just taking a big shit. The act of dropping a duece is the act of taking a two pound shit. See also busting a fiddy and dealing an ace

I'm dropping a deuce and it's going to clog your shitter up.

by john crapper March 7, 2008

drop in the deuce

the act of pooping, to poop, to crap, go #2

i need to drop in the deuce after all that mexican food

by youngmoneymillionaire October 3, 2008