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Muff clap

The act of accidentally smacking the vagina, whilst attempting a smack to the butt.
“He approached his bent-over girlfriend to give her a swat, when she shifted and received a stinging muff clap.”
by Vitalogist January 12, 2020
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Granny's Muff

Pass some granny's muff I need to polish this heat sink
by Chubb71 July 1, 2020
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Cock Muffs

My cock muffs are hurting me today he really drilled me last night
by # Sally from The Valley June 14, 2018
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muff tummy

A super 70's bush that spreads from the tummy to the tush.
Dude, check out that girls happy trail!

That's not a happy trial. That's a muff tummy. You can tell because it grows all the way to her butt.
by BOLT_GANG December 18, 2015
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Manky muff

A vey nasty, dirty, and stinky twat
"Damn man that chick probably has a manky muff"
by Cousinvinny June 29, 2017
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Muff-Martyr

One who promotes their homosexuality to advance their popularity, celebrity status, or political gain.
That one muff-martyr that played "Doogie Howser" was back in the news today:
by Bulldog fan October 13, 2016
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Muff-Masking

She pawned her enemy, and to establish dominance she began muff-masking his dead body before he respawned.
by Obliviate731 November 23, 2019
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