gone off courgette

When you leave a courgette out for too long and it goes stale.

The gone off courgette is mushy.

by Debskelly1985 March 4, 2023

Gone and done an Adblue

When you intend to do one thing and through distraction, incompetence or absent mindedness you do another.

An event with disastrous consequences that could easily be avoided with common sense or paying attention.

Used when carrying out a task and you do something that clearly was you being stupid and completely avoidable.

"I've gone and done an Adblue as I was bitching about Steve in a text to my mate Ken and sent it to Steve by accident."

"I've gone and done an Adblue and put the car in reverse rather than forward and drove the car through my downstairs wall"

by Spreadsheet June 10, 2022

gone

dad

my dads been gone for a while mom

Mom:you aint got a dad i fucked myself (fortnite default dances)

by yt-lil stud January 16, 2019

Gone for milk

Usually associated with your father, as it is his favourite catchphrase

Your dad: I'm going for milk
You:ok
He never came back
This is an instance of gone for milk

by Hdhshdhshsbz June 15, 2021

ching chong your existence is gone

A meme were a Vietnamese tree soldier hunts Americans in Vietnam down and turns them into flesh pancakes.

American: a good day to take down some Vietnamese soldiers
Vietnamese tree soldier: ching chong your existence is gone
American: fuck this shit I'm out
Vietnamese tree soldier: *turns American into flesh pancake*
Vietnamese tree soldier: looks like my work here is done

by a meme definition February 13, 2023

Gone monk

Completely abstaining from all sexual activity, including masturbating or any physical contact

He's gone monk, won't even go on a date after his last relationship

by danglyballzjohn September 2, 2023

Gone

My dad…

Dad: hey son im going to get some milk okay?
son: okay dad!
4 hours later

Mum: honey your dad is…..Gone

by Ihavethebiggestballs June 7, 2021