hooker bump

inhaling substances off someone's long finger nail when no other substance accesory is available

Becky, with her long acrylic nail, spooned the substance out and offered Bob her pinky nail to inhale. She asked "want a hooker bump?"

by Dick Lea May 10, 2011

fair bump

Somewhere in between fair enough and good effort

“Hey, I finally finished that game I was playing.”

“Fair bump”

by old mate shrimpy June 27, 2021

Bumping hideouses

Similar to "bumping uglies", the act of sexual intercourse between two offensively unattractive people.

-Did you see her go upstairs with that fatass?
-Yeah, they're probably bumping hideouses.

by Wilbertforce January 25, 2011

spider bump

A little bump of whatever respective substance one may be doing. Usually the size of the body of a daddy long legs.

Hey man could i get a spider bump of that fire ass shit you just got.

by raginramborondo December 23, 2012

Pony Bumps

1. Bumps caused in girls hair after wearing a ponytail for a long time.

2. Ugly bumps in hair.

1. I shouldn't have worn a ponytail the day of prom because now I have bad pony bumps.

2. Cassie tried curling her hair but it turned out to be a bunch of pony bumps.

by gurli March 7, 2009

fist bumping

A totally dumb way people greet each other,showing how douche baggy they really are .as in I will be thumbed down by every gay fist bumper on the net .

Gilbert tried his best to fit in by fist bumping every Tom,Dick and Harry in the party .

by blastinU November 2, 2014

dick bump

When someone does a hit of cocaine off someones penis

Let me do some dick bumps with you boy!

by Derek Sanders August 29, 2006