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bumping turtles

When two turtles have rough, gay, anal sex.
Aw man I saw Bumping Turtles last night. it was so sexy.
by Snow Crash May 16, 2014
mugGet the bumping turtlesmug.

bumper-bump

When a person is going so slow the only thing you can do to resolve it is tap their bumper with yours a bit.
That fucker is going so slow

Give him a bumper-bump

Good idea *tap*

Hey! He started moving.
by Donkey Kong dige November 29, 2013
mugGet the bumper-bumpmug.

Beaver Bump

When a Skank and a Ho' bump their 'Beavers' in celebration. Equivalent to bros' chest bump.
When Jessica served that Ho, all her bitches gave her a beaver bump.
by Fender Lover November 15, 2010
mugGet the Beaver Bumpmug.

Spider bump

1. When two girls intersect legs and rub or 'bump' their lady parts in a sexual motion.

2. When two girls rub and grind their dripping wet pussies together.
Those girls are totally going home to spider bump.
by yumtown March 13, 2009
mugGet the Spider bumpmug.

Pony Bumps

1. Bumps caused in girls hair after wearing a ponytail for a long time.

2. Ugly bumps in hair.
1. I shouldn't have worn a ponytail the day of prom because now I have bad pony bumps.

2. Cassie tried curling her hair but it turned out to be a bunch of pony bumps.
by gurli March 7, 2009
mugGet the Pony Bumpsmug.

fist bumping

A totally dumb way people greet each other,showing how douche baggy they really are .as in I will be thumbed down by every gay fist bumper on the net .
Gilbert tried his best to fit in by fist bumping every Tom,Dick and Harry in the party .
by blastinU November 2, 2014
mugGet the fist bumpingmug.

dick bump

When someone does a hit of cocaine off someones penis
Let me do some dick bumps with you boy!
by Derek Sanders August 29, 2006
mugGet the dick bumpmug.

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