tank surfing

get on a moving tank and surf on top of it while it destroys everything in its path. watch out for when it runs over things and/or people

i just surfed....on a tank
"i just went tank surfing....but i think i killed a lot of people"

by who else knows Ratatosk? February 20, 2009

toilet tank

A twist on the “tanking” sexual practice of inserting the testicles into an orifice (normally the pussy), toilet tanking is fucking someone in the ass and inserting the balls inside the ass.

I haven’t seen your mom since I toilet tanked her two weeks ago.

by TigerSkeet May 26, 2018

Tax Tank

It’s like a think tank but it’s just for thinking about tax. A bunch of super human beings who are super smart and can solve almost any problem when it comes to taxes.

The Tax Tank really planned my tax affairs in the most efficient way possible.

by The Accountant SA July 18, 2022

Tank Cakes

When pancake mix is placed between the ballsack and anus, and during excersize swear mixes the pancake mix into batter, from which pancakes are made

“Yo Tom, I just went for a run, want some tank cakes?”

by Awesome armenian September 13, 2018

shit-tanked

One is labeled as such when intoxicated beyond the point of all human recognition.

When an individual is shit-tanked, they have lost all ability of speech and/or motor functions due to excessive alcohol consumption and have been reduced to the barroom, bathroom floor, or bedroom.

by IWalkOnWater4U October 4, 2009

helium tank

then your smoking (weed) with a gb (gravity bong) and you completely fill the inner water bottle with smoke

daaaaaaaamn that’s a fat ass helium tank

by indian sexburn dude August 28, 2018

Tank Engine

When an individual of low morals has a train ran on them by a bunch of British dudes.

Margaret Thatcher was tank engined by some chaps on the loo at the local pub for a tenner.

by Un Hump January 10, 2023