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tank hanger

To describe when a woman wakes in the morning with one breast exposed outside a tank top.
Realized I had a tank hanger after I hit the alarm this morning
by Manofisle May 30, 2018
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tank the forums

when you absolutely need to post something on a forum that will get flamed and/or trolled several times.

Just hope you have a forum healer to reply and settle down the flames.
Tank: I cannot find an answer, how to I build a house in world of warcraft?

Everyone replied: LMAO NOOB

Healer: calm down, he is new and asking for help. OP: There are no houses in WoW.

He had to tank the forums to get his answer.
by Almighty Sandwich September 15, 2009
mugGet the tank the forumsmug.

Tickle Tank

A female version of a spank bank. Arousing experiences that girls commit to memory to use later when they masturbate .
Girl: “Channing Tantum is the only thing in my tickle tank”

Girl: “I just added that hot fuck over there to my tickle tank”
by Jessicky Cackriser May 15, 2018
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Tank Driver

A skinny dude who has a sexual infatuation with fat women. Typically targets them as they're easier than high maintenance broads.
Harold: Man have you seen Johnny lately?
Tim: Nah he's been off driving tanks again.

Harold: he sure is one for them plus size girls. I guess he's a "tank driver" now.
by Hard Eric Sean August 12, 2016
mugGet the Tank Drivermug.

helium tank

then your smoking (weed) with a gb (gravity bong) and you completely fill the inner water bottle with smoke
daaaaaaaamn that’s a fat ass helium tank
by indian sexburn dude August 28, 2018
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Dank in the Tank

To insinuate that oneself (or another) has sustained aptitude and success in their vocation or ambition. This commonly is used to describe a mood, quality of character or state of being.

“Dank in the Tank” is a figure of speech comparing ones success and maintained success to human fertility. The tank refers to the epididymus and it’s dank quality refers to having an excess of seminal fluid. However, it may also refer to a healthy reservoir, or a surplus of human potential.

It is not so much the peak of human development, but it is a state of continuous harmony and growth.

The opposite phrase would be “Dry in the Tank”, or simply “Dry”. Meaning barren and unsustainable.
How you doing, bro?”
“It’s pretty dank in the tank

“Have you seen Noah recently? He’s seems like he’s been pretty dank in the tank

“My tank has never been so dank”
by The Word Excavator January 15, 2020
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Canadian Tank

A Volkswagen Beetle, preferably from 1970, with a shotgun welded to the top.
All the children would watch in fear and awe as the Canadian Tank rolled through Quebec.
by Tank Master #29184 December 28, 2013
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