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consider the goats

When somebody has a plan, but hasn't thought it all the way through; when a person hasn't thought of the consequences of their future actions
Person 1: "Dude, are you going to consider the goats?"
Person 2: "No I guess I haven't. I should probably do that. That's for reminding me bro."
by bleudog2012 December 26, 2014
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skuzzified goat

these are people who tend to be skankish in behaviour, yet skuzzy in friend skills. They are usually two-faced bottom dwellers who cling to their cell phones like inbred dormant crackers crumbs, snatching up little tidbits of others lives and trying to mimic them. Skuzzified goats have no authenticity, they are posers and think they are being cute, but in reality, they are being skanks who need to get a grip on reality and start having original thoughts, or any thoughts at all.
I can't believe our friends turned out to be such skuzzified goats, they are such posers!
by lucyploser March 22, 2010
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Roachy goat

1. When a person is acting out of character.
2. Another way of saying that someone is lame, dorky, embarrassing, or has an attitude.
Gabriel felt like being a roachy goat to Eden.
Miseal's attitude was making him look like a roachy goat.
Jessica, Tristan, Andrea, and Erika thought Steven had the swagger as lame as a roachy goat.
Aaron thinks he always gets the ladies, but really he is just a roachy goat.
by guest1234567 January 2, 2012
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Piggy the GOAT

Yea it goes against itself. But the pigs a fcking goat man. Can't disrespect the bloody legend. He is cracked at fortnite and he's taken. No he isn't Justin. Hes better, Hes Piggy The GOAT and u wont stop simping over him. He will make you go brrrrrrrrrrr.
"O-M-G Melissa. hes such a GOAT. I heard he's Piggy the GOAT. I want to date him so bad."
by Rohtak January 13, 2021
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Juicy goat

A term used to describe a magical and amazing experience.
PERSON 1-Hey did you get to go to the concert?

PERSON 2-Ya it was a juicy goat!
by Calamari & Zsters February 16, 2017
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kenny/goat

The hottest bitch in the world. If you're named Kenny or Goat, I can guarentee that people named Dani will fall in love with you- like the level of "I've had a crush on you since third grade" kinda love. No joke, these bitches are so fucking cute.
Kenny/Goat: Hi my name is Kenny or Goat

Everyone ever: *simping over how amazing they are*
by ur mom dani December 18, 2021
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goat rammer

Ramming Inner part of female (Human) vagina located above the g-spot easier to find then the g-spot and allows for great pleasure
I'm going to ram you goat
your a goat rammer
tom rams goats
by Tom65 May 18, 2007
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