dirty petar

Breaking someone's legs and then dumping a fat turd on his forehead.

A: Hey I'm being bullied by this guy in school..
B: Alright let's give him the dirty petar.

by loneraccoon January 23, 2021

Dirty Landon

Landons often are horny 24/7 and love sex

Omg he looks like a dirty Landon

by Gaylandon April 12, 2020

The Dirty Joel

The Dirty Joel is an infamous dominance-establishing strategy perfectly executed by a cocky Spaniard. An alpha male must first pick a work event hosted at a fancy bar of the employer's choosing. The alpha male MUST show up drunk to ensure maximum confidence levels for hitting on co-workers, and should continue filling the tank throughout the night. Once maximum capacity levels have been achieved, the alpha male tracks down the nearest ice machine WITH a camera pointing right at it (no exceptions). Once located, the alpha male urinates inside the machine in a zig-zag motion to ensure maximum surface area coverage. When confronted by bartenders, the alpha male pretends like nothing happened to demonstrate his high-octane dominance over witnessing co-workers. The Dirty Joel is a classic power sure to spike your career growth, improve co-worker relations, and liven up any corporate event.

Bro I tried out The Dirty Joel last night and now my boss wants to talk. I think i'm getting promoted

by Meatman121 September 4, 2019

Dirty Forte

the act of cum swapping with another male, while eating oranges, and other homo erotic fruits, salads, etc.

you know Jay? he did the dirty forte last night with jimmy!

by 420guy April 29, 2015

dirty cole

tiny guy with brown hair and brown eyes, and a cock the size of Venus itself

Bro, I heard that he’s a dirty cole

by OoooglyyyBooogllyyy August 15, 2020

Dirty Ely

When you accidentally have anal sex with the president after sleepwalking into their bedroom and mistaking the president for your anime girl cum pillow.

I got put in Azkaban for 12 years after I gave the president a Dirty Ely.

by everyonesgay April 17, 2020

Dirty Richardson

This can be used when referring to someone who is a douche, asshole, dumb ass or are full of themselves. More specifically, some who can't keep their damn mouth shut!

"Wow! I can't believe you told them that! You pulled a Dirty Richardson, douche bag!"

"Did you really just do that!? You're such a Dirty Richardson!"

by Karma$@btch October 4, 2011