Polish pork sword

A very large very pale peins at least 8 inches
Oh my God yesterday Tom from the office sent my girlfriend a picture of his polish pork sword so I gave him more papers to fill out just to piss him off
by The mans dictionary June 24, 2023
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sword of the rings

Sex act where man wears a vibrating cock ring during sex and right before he comes stops to stick his dick in the girl's mouth at the same time yelling "where's my precious" in a creepy voice.
She fancied his thundercock in bed but wasn't expecting him to be a sword of the rings, too! Lucky fuck.
by TC Lover September 30, 2017
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sword otter

an endearing otter who believes himself to be a swordfish
no example necessary for sword otter
by boobs2012 January 01, 2012
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The master sword

When you attach a sword to a fan and let it spin at your balls
by Aids master 3 November 01, 2020
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sword in the stone

When a girl does a handstand over a man's penis and she moves her hands away and falls then deep throats the man
"Yo ricky you got the sword in the stone?"
"hell yeah bro! She puked all over me, it was nasty"
by Acuara October 16, 2015
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Queen of Swords

A neologism meant to denote a woman (often cisgender) with a sexual desire to be used and dominated by transgender women (sometimes exclusively), much like Queen of Spades or Queen of Hearts.

See also:
King of Swords
Jack of Swords
I'm a queen of swords, I'm ready to give myself completely to trans women to be made into a cum dumpster in front of my cissy boyfriend.
by Aelwen April 30, 2024
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Swords Dance

Action of raising your Pokemon's attack stat by two levels. It's better to make a smirk after using this move so your opponent knows that he or she is in trouble and that the enemy Pokemon is going to die.
This move is known for a good amount of species but we can see that pokemon like Blaziken, Lucario, Aegislash and Arceus are masters of this move in the competitive scenary so it's most likely for you to lose a pokemon match by getting completely destroyed in a Gen 7 format fight against this dudes.
Jack: Blaziken! Use Swords Dance!
Matt: Well, I´m fucked up now
by GabeWolf07 February 17, 2019
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