Vent-Surfing

When you get your cell phone camera put the video on and flashlight and film what's in your floor vents you will be surprised what you find

My friend had $4.47 and a ring in her ductwork after I went Vent-Surfing st at her house

by anonymous December 8, 2024

Barnyard Surf n Turf

The act of having sex with a horse promptly after giving a golden shower.

After the meteor shower, Kate wanted to try Barnyard Surf n Turf.

by Sloppy Joe Herrero August 9, 2016

cedar surfing

Running your vehicle, whether intentional or not, off the road at high speeds into a line of cedar trees.

The truck was a total loss after Larry fell asleep at the wheel doing 80 and went cedar surfing down the bar ditch of Highway 36 near Smith Creek.

by Larry Chair December 28, 2011

Surf-Esteem

When you have a great surf session & you're super stoked because you caught really good waves.

Surfing was super fun today. My "Surf-Esteem" is at a all time high!

by SoundWavesPost May 16, 2020

surfing the line

surfing the line V. Under the effects of some anti-depressants. You are not really happy and not really sad. You are surfing the line between.

Hey Fred how ya feeling today. Meh so-so I'm just surfing the line.

by aserath October 22, 2008

Surfing class hero

A Surfing class hero is a hero to the 'surfing' class. A new 'web surfing' class which has replaced the working class.

Jeremy Clarkson is a surfing class hero.

by S Talbot August 16, 2010

Surf

Some white faggot that sounds like he came here off a boat that uses controller... lol! fuckin fag

You're such a surf!

by LachlanSM March 9, 2019