Steakstronaut

adj. - An individual who enjoys the finer meats that life has to offer, whether they be the righteous ribeye; the pleasing porterhouse, or the neat New York. A sublime sailor surveying a sea of steak, if you will.

Oftentimes a Steakstronaut will enjoy a fine cigar to go along with the aforementioned steaks

Ron Swanson, the head of the Pawnee Parks and Recreation Department, is a world renown Steakstronaut

by FrankJazzbo December 20, 2012

Steakubus

A house guest who frequently finds themself at one's house during a steak dinner. A telltale sign of a steakubus is anyone who goes groccery shopping less than twice a year (ie, 18-24 year old males). Steakubi can pose a significant threat to ones red meat consumption, but often suffer from crippling gout and/or heart disease before any serious damage is done.

"Hey Gary, how do you keep a steakubus at bay?" - Chuchi

"I keep a top ten list of steakubi on my fridge. Gotta be vigilant of that shit." -Gary

by High Steaks October 5, 2013

streak a turd

When your cat or dog attempts to dislodge a dingleberry by dragging their starfish butthole across the floor.

Hey man, what's your cat doing to the floor?

He took a soft shit so the little asshole has to streak a turd.

by deadbeatwriter March 8, 2014

steak sock

The male version of meat curtains

Hey look at the guy on team hot sauce with the huge steak sock.

by Hotsauce420 April 5, 2016

steak and jam

A sex move where the female fills her vagina with jam and the male insues to penetrate.

Carly: Oh my god John, I love the steak and jam!!
John: Oh yes Carly, I love jam all over my cock!

by Pirate_Turtle June 14, 2016

Steak burrito

When you become completely wrapped up under your covers all snug like a burrito, and you being the steak.

I'm sleepy, I'm going to go become a steak burrito.

by pandalovingtacoeater July 17, 2016

streaker

Someone on snapchat who you have a consecutive streak with

"I have to snapchat my streakers."

by Briele987 December 6, 2016