shitty two-step

a sexual act that involves taking a shit and proceeding to put it in your partner's ass. After this proceed to have anal sex and then have your partner shit it out making it a two-step shit

man I needed to shit and have sex; so I did the shitty two-step

by smallballer March 20, 2009

Kansas shitty queef

When a person gives oral sex to a woman who is from Kansas city and she queefs so hard she deficates in the givers mouth.

I thought I got burnt ends on my Mahomes jersey but it turns out my old lady hit me with a Kansas Shitty Queef when I was going down on her at the tailgate.

by Leesuschrist January 2, 2022

shitty fuck ass

The best swear word ever, made up spontaneously by my friend, alias Carla Buchman.

I had a fifty dollar bill, but it must have fallen through the hole in my pocket... shitty fuck ass!

by Evelynne Wicker May 3, 2004

Shitty Weather Day

A cold, rainy day where women are forced to wear no makeup and have their natural hair.

A day where women and men both have thier natural look...no gel, hairspray, makeup, straightened hair, etc.

Damn that girl looks like hell on a shitty weather day.

Oh no! Looks like we're gonna have another shitty weather day.

by Chevi Lovaine February 14, 2012

Shitty Kitty

When a woman exercises poor bathroom habits: wiping back to front, instead of front to back. This results in feces in the pussy area.

"Sam was sloppy while wiping, so now she has a shitty kitty"

"Wiping back to front makes for a shitty kitty"

by Matmantha September 4, 2014

Bay Shitty Strawberry

The act of putting a strawberry in a woman's vagina and then shoving your thumb rapidly up her ass causing the strawberry to shoot out her vagina and then catching it in your mouth.

"Damn man I took that chick home last night and I did the Bay Shitty Strawberry on her."

by Dragonheart April 10, 2009

shitty browser games

Probably the worst things you can come across on the internet, Usually involves a clash-of-clans ripoff and uses memes. The memes are not sufficiently dank, therefore the game is a piece of shit and should never be played.

examples
Meme simulator
Danker simulator 2016
headshot simulator 2010
shr3ksl1mul4t0r
Rocketjump simulator

God dammit, i found another one of those shitty browser games, why do i even go on the internet anymore?

by DoofNugget June 5, 2016