Spit-tweet

A twitter post that makes the reader spit out the liquid s/he had in her mouth, in a plume.

A version of spit-take
That tweet was SO funny, that I did a spit-tweet while reading it!

Before you read that tweet, finish your coffee because it'll cause a spit-tweet.
by Twitter Comedy July 04, 2011
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spit shined

Spit shined is used describing something shiny or brand new
"She has a Spit shined Rolex"
by Dean's bottom bitch December 23, 2015
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spitting on the chicken

The couple was engaged in foreplay, when one of them suggested they lubricate their genitalia by " spitting on the chicken".
by Bpsycho46 February 23, 2018
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spitting rain

Farmers term - sporadic heavy yet scattered droplets of rain.
Is it raining hard?

Nah it’s just spitting rain
by k. jordan June 10, 2021
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Shit-Spit

When you sit on the toilet seat to take a shit and you fart and the shit goes flying.
My carl took a Shit-Spit in Cancun.
by silentshotghost June 21, 2018
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Bungee Spit

The act of holding someone down and dropping a spit towards their face but pulling it back at the last moment like a Bungee Jump.
She had a look of terror when I dangled the Bungee Spit.
by DCos July 17, 2007
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