Southern Tussle

A sex act in which a couple have intercourse switching from anal to vaginal canals repeatedly in a bath full of barbecue sauce, Sweet Baby Ray’s style!

“Babe did you get the barbecue sauce and bath ready for our Southern Tussle?”

by Anteater69 March 9, 2025

Southern shower

When you take a shower to only wash off the bottom half of your body after jerking off on yourself.

Man I made such a mess jerking off I had to take a southern shower

by TMoney94 May 13, 2019

Southern Brew

Filling a tea bag with Southern Copenhagen, and brewing it, followed by a massive chug.

When liberals meet Southern hicks, you get the Southern Brew.

by KingsPointCrimsonFucker September 18, 2016

southern classic

A threesome with a mother and daughter

I'd like to run a southern classic on that hoss's wife and daughter

by Hossboss69 February 14, 2023

Southerner.

A sister kissin' goat fuckin' redneck who eats corn on the cob through a picket fence and sucks dick for beer money.

Bro literally just called me a Yankee. He must be a Southerner.

by Cousinfucker20000 September 18, 2023

Southern Bigots

When, during intercourse, a woman farts and queefs simultaneously. Undoubtedly the man simply shakes his head and leaves.

Todd: Man, I'm just irritated with women these days.
Ted: Why's that?
Todd: Last night I was making this beautiful girl, then without any warning Southern bigots just burst through the room.
Ted: Please tell me you left...
Todd: Even a, "pardon me," wouldn't have kept me in her. She obviously was never taught manners.

by AmericanoEnchilado August 7, 2012

Southern Straw

A male sexual appendage, usually in the southern region.

“Hey, Sandy. Have you sipped on that southern straw yet?”

“No, but I will when he comes over tonight.”

by WhiteClaw4eva September 21, 2019