sloppy cocked

When you are so drunk that you are unable to get it up nor do you have the motivation to try.

I brought this fine bitch home from the bar last night but I was too sloppy cocked to close the deal.

by Geoff, Bitches August 22, 2008

Sloppy Hand

The act of ejaculating into the palm of one's hand and then slapping a girl across the face. Usually done when a female refuses to allow a male to ejaculate in her mouth.

That bitch wouldn't let me cum in her mouth so I gave her a sloppy hand right in her face.

by Vypa August 18, 2012

sloppy tuba

When a girl is blowing a midget while she is standing up and holding him by placing her fingers in his ass.

I just found out that my girlfriend have Wee-Man a Sloppy Tuba while she was in college.

by Gem29 November 2, 2013

Sloppy Choppy

A sloppy choppy is simply a chopped cheese sandwich that is sloppy or messy. It's enjoyed by many new yorkers. This word was made but an 8th grader in NY.

"Ay bruh what u getting from the deli?"
"A nice lil sloppy choppy"

by Cityboy2021 February 3, 2021

Sloppy Jim

Getting extremely drunk and leaving a steaming pile of doo-doo in the corner of your date's trailer.

Hey, man, we gots ta go! I know you were about to hit that, but I just dropped a Sloppy Jim in her bathroom.

by TheOriginalTierOne October 17, 2017

Sloppy jalopy

A sexual encounter where one is ejaculated on by a group of older men

James: How old were you when you had your first sloppy jalopy?

Michael: Oh I remember it well, it was for my 18th birthday the first time my dad took me to a Russian Bath House... he and his buddies thought it would be funny to surprise me with one for my birthday.

by Jimmy Bird March 10, 2022

Sloppy Dallas

When one partner packs a fat lip of dip, cut and brand doesn't matter, and gives the receiving partner then gets a blowjob from the partner with dip in their mouth, effectively making the penis look like a turd.

Hey Babe, will you give me a Sloppy Dallas when we get home?

by HitMan1c3 October 15, 2020