When a girl is blowing a midget while she is standing up and holding him by placing her fingers in his ass.
by Gem29 November 03, 2013
Getting extremely drunk and leaving a steaming pile of doo-doo in the corner of your date's trailer.
Hey, man, we gots ta go! I know you were about to hit that, but I just dropped a Sloppy Jim in her bathroom.
by TheOriginalTierOne October 17, 2017
James: How old were you when you had your first sloppy jalopy?
Michael: Oh I remember it well, it was for my 18th birthday the first time my dad took me to a Russian Bath House... he and his buddies thought it would be funny to surprise me with one for my birthday.
Michael: Oh I remember it well, it was for my 18th birthday the first time my dad took me to a Russian Bath House... he and his buddies thought it would be funny to surprise me with one for my birthday.
by Jimmy Bird March 11, 2022
When you and your buddy are butt fucking a girl and you slam her face in a plate of tapioca pudding.
by Pussypirate69420 December 27, 2017
I brought this fine bitch home from the bar last night but I was too sloppy cocked to close the deal.
by Geoff, Bitches July 25, 2008
by casiocris June 20, 2009
by The Rusty Crumpet December 05, 2016