September 30

Hey dude Kelly wants to make-out with you on September 30
by Tyty256 September 29, 2021
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September 9

An Asshole was born on this day but I can’t say their name because of urban dictionary rules.

-Miranda Cosgrove
On September 9...

Happy birthday!”

“Yeah, I’m an asshole!”

I know!”
by Miranda Cosgrove December 17, 2020
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september 18

R’s birthday. You don’t want to miss a chance with this girl she’s like know other so wish her a happy birthday.
by Ray din is cool November 03, 2019
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No Simp September

Most Of Jesser's SubReddit (R/Jesser): We want Moochie in 2hype look how hard he's working

Antoine: It's no Simp September stop simping over Moochie
by JesserFan69 September 04, 2020
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September 13

Girl:Hey it’s September 13
Boy: ok so?!
Girl starts twerking
by Pretty_vibes September 10, 2021
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1st September

the birthday of my beloved, the prettiest person I've ever seen<33
happy birthday my dear, I love you, I hope your day is going well and you're having much fun!!! <33
also pls don't forget that I'll always be on your side.
you're actually the only person I really love with my whole heart. I'm so lucky to have you in my life. I love you, I really do <33 I'm so proud of you, you're doing great! good job, my dear.

happy birthday again, my love.
xx:WHAT'S ON 1ST SEPTEMBER??

me: THE BIRTHDAY OF THE BEST PERSON IJ THE WHOLE WORLD!!
xx: YES! HAPPY BIRTHDAY A
me: YEEYE :D
by Liam lol? September 01, 2021
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11th september

11th september :Say to ur gf ,,babe I am hungry...can I eat ur pussy?,,
by huhu1234 April 28, 2021
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