Birthday Rule

1.The undisputed privilege for someone to ask unreasonable favors of his/her friends on one's birthday. The term seemed to have originated from the right to automatic shotgun on one's birthday but is also applicable in many different scenarios that may include: doing their laundry, driving them around, being their wingman and paying for food.

While the birthday guy may end up looking like a huge douche, the privilege only lasts a day so the other friends can deal with it until their birthday comes around.

2. In rare cases, the term "Birthday Rule" has also been used to satirically justify everyday asshole-ish behavior. This is not quite like the first use of Birthday Rule because the asshole-ish behavior occurred when it wasn't the guy's/girl's birthday.

1. (two friends buying lunch)
Cashier: "That'll be $10.45"
Friend One: "Dude, I can you spot me?"
Friend Two: "Ten Bucks? are you kidding me?!"
Friend One: "C'mon, it's my birthday... BIRTHDAY RULE"
Friend Two: "Ughhh, okay then..."


2. (two friends eating lunch at table)

Friend One: (starring at Friend Two's fries) "Hey Friend Two, look over there"
Friend Two: (cluelessly) "Whaaaa?"
Friend One steals the rest of Friend Two's Fries while he wasn't looking
Friend Two: "You jerk!"
Friend One: "Dude chill, Birthday Rule"
Friend Two: "It's not even your birthday!"

by Revenge of the Great Gravy February 26, 2009

Rule 150

If you come across any male/ or female that has full intentions of making you feel inferior, they themselves are insecure and inferior.

(Important-Please do not take what they say personally, what they say reflects to their own self esteem)

Depending on your confidence you may or may not respond. Highly advised that you ignore and let them drown in their own low self esteem.

"Rule 150"

Guy 1: Yo, you are ugly and your clothes look stupid

Guy2: ~_~.....

Guy1: Whatever man, im still better than you

Guy2: :/

Guy1: (sigh...he wont respond D:) iight whatever man im out!!!

guy 2: Pathetic ~_~ SMH *pity*

by crazyrj2020 January 7, 2011

Rule 6

Generally accepted internet rule that states that Anonymous can be a horrible, uncaring monster, so prepare yourself for the concequences of posting a new topic.

Rule 6 in action:
/b/ poster: Hey /b/, I just finished making this hat for a friend! What do you think?
Anonymous: I think you don't have any friends. Enjoy your hat.

by danthaman15 June 13, 2009

Rule/Law #22

And Internet forum phenomenon that was founded in the audizine.com section of GCC in 2009 which basically explains the following.

If you are going to start a thread about girls or go on rants about a specific girl, you must provide pics. In the world of Facebook nowadays, pics are easily accessible, so don't puss the fuck out and share. We need to know what the fuck you are referring to if you want our honest opinion or feedback.

If you are not going to deliver with pictures then stop posting about them. We don't want to hear about your shit unless you're going to be a team player. You expect us to give you support, sympathy, empathy, etc., then at least do us the favor of posting pictures of the broads. If you can't handle this then you should just quit at life right now.

Noob poster:

"Hey guys me and my girlfriend(notice significant female partner is mention) are going on vacation but we are still unsure of where to go, any idea of nice place to go visit TIA"

GCC Rule/Law #22 follower/supporter:

Rule 22!!!(POST pics of your significant female partner so we can help you)

by Rule22 January 19, 2011

Rule P

The unoffical rule of the internet that states, if it exists, there are ponies of it.

It is the pony form of rule 34, that states: if it exists, there is porn of it.

Brony 1: have you read the new starcraft crossover fanfic on equestria?
Brony 2: Wait, theres a starcraft/MLP crossover story?
Brony 1: Yeah, Rule P, makes it happen dude.

by broniesinarms June 30, 2011

ruler chucker

an angry office worker or nun

Michelle has become so uncooperative in the office. She is such a ruler chucker!

by Doc F December 19, 2008

Rule 796

Every image macro or .gif you have, no matter how weird or obscure, will become relevant at some point. 796 spells "gif" by letter number in alphabet.

"This girl lives across the street and she acts like a cat everyday whilst her mother is yelling at her..."

"I actually never expected to use this" -image of an emo girl acting like a cat with text: "It's not just a phase! I'm a cat mom, just accept it."-

Hah, rule 796

by aliquis August 13, 2012