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Roger Taylor

Roger Taylor is the most daddy person in the world. He could easily steal your heart, and he already stole mine which is a pleasure. If you see Roger Taylor anywhere you're most likely to get obsessed with him, because, yes, he is that daddy! He is also by a 100% ten times better looking than most of us.
Me: I wish Roger Taylor was my dad
Everyone else: Why?
Me: wHy NoT bInCh!
by WhoEvenIsGalileo December 26, 2018
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Dolly-Rogers Exchange

A Dolly-Rogers Exchange is a hypothetical choice involving the exchange of one highly valued item for another that one is unwilling to make. The name comes from the hypothetical sacrifice of Dolly Parton in order to raise Fred Rogers from the grave.
Rob: "Would you kill Dolly Parton to raise Mr. Rogers from the dead?"
Al: "No way would I take the Dolly-Rogers Exchange."
by DrBruz June 7, 2024
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Deana Rogers

No example necessary. Deana Rogers is God
by asdfghjklsdnrmheo85 p November 13, 2013
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Roger

To untimely depart a gathering of friends in pursuit of booty, preceded by multiple slow, backward approaches to door (can be exit and return), apologies, and professions of love for the bewildered friends (Rogerees).

For "the full Roger," the Rogerer fails to bang, instead passing the night sleeping chastely on the sofa of the target female, or outdoors in a cold Jeep, or in a similar humiliating and non-sexy place.
"Where's Narco?"

"Dammit, he's Rogered us again!"
by Wuhan Used Clam January 24, 2022
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Roger

Evil sadist who tortures without consent.

I have nothing against people named Roger, I just hate the character from Golding's Lord of the Flies. Fuck you Roger.
Roger threw stones around a littleun.
Roger sodomised a sow with a spear.
Roger pushed a boulder on Piggy's head.
Roger sharpened the stick at both ends to impale Ralph.
by SlivaAnaCalmus June 1, 2022
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a little bird named Roger

Roger lived on the countryside
But he got shot in the stomach

Rest in pizza Roger
2008-2008
person 1: Have you heard the swedish song abour Roger
person 2: No, why would I
person 1: you uncultured swine. A little bird named Roger was a good bird
by Emberu Pemberu March 13, 2020
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Roger

People will most of the time say he's nice or good-looking when in reality they're an asshole.
Her (oblivious): I wish more people could be like Roger...
Him (knows): You sure?
by nohandleneeded15 February 2, 2024
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