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Prison

A place where gay guys get raped in the shower, although they like it.
Prison Mate 1: Did you like it when the new inmate raped you?
Prison Mate 2: Hell yeah!
by Danny L. January 19, 2007
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someone with God-given sex appeal, sure to turn heads when they walk into a room. Please, dont be alarmed, they love holding toes rather than hands, especially in the room you sleep in. A fighter since the womb, they will never back down from a challenge. Sure to be socially awkward art times, but you cant blame them, it takes two to create the child, and its not their mother's genes. They have a nice balance of morbid obesity yet cultured with a touch of racism. The best of both worlds one might say. Im so horny rn. Not only are their toes enormous, but so is their lower left intestine. It really gets everyone in the room gassed up. Along with luscious locks of hair, probably better than your moms, they have an uncanny resemblance to Lavar Ball (black middle aged man), but you will never hear them brag about it because of how humble they are. Basically to sum it up, this person is like taking Xanex and LSD while getting railed from the behind by a guerrilla-monster. Not to be mistaken for a guerrilla like harambe, because harambe was a pussy compared to this shit.
Person 1: "Doctor, please prescribe me something my anxiety and depression is making me want to eat ass."
Person 2: "I will prescribe you with a daily zoom call with my brotha fromah notha motha Gennifer Dorgan Phillip John Pagano Keerat Howe Octavias Maximum Security Prison 6ix9ine, their raw sexual charisma will radiate through your body and cure your problems immediately
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Procon

The nickname given to someone when it has been decided that that they are more likely of two persons that you would rather engage in coitus with.
person A: "Who would you rather do, Price or Pattinson?"

person B: "Price obviously, he is a total procon."
by ItIsConfidential November 26, 2011
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prisoning

To dip out on friends, doing something obviously unacceptable by friends.
friend 1: Hey man lets go out to the bar
friend 2: Nah man, I got to study for a test
friend 1: Dude you're prisoning on me (prisoning said with emphasis)
by Russell Mc March 1, 2007
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presourcing

Setting up people in an agency to do things ahead of time. Way ahead of time.
Due date on that was April 12th, hopefully someone has been doing some presourcing or we won't have them booked to take care of it.
by Scott R King March 6, 2008
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Presobe

Presobe is a cross of the terms presume and suppose!
The 'b' acts as a mutual difference between the two which creates a mutual hatred of the letter, thus causing the two to connect in unhappiness and to form a new word of confusing nature!
I created this word during the formation of a sentence which involved the saying of the word "hi" to someone I didnt want to talk to! I had jumbled the words and formed this awesome singular.
"I presobe we could go over and say hi"
"I presobe that wouldn't be an awful idea"
by ShadowBramby February 20, 2009
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POSOB

foul dismissive, derisive epithet

short for pis* on the son-of-a-bitch
James wants his money? well it's posob now.
by geneseepaws September 28, 2009
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