Skinny as a peach

When a Maine Coon is so thin that if he doesn't eat more he may waste away into nothing.

Mama, the Vet said I'm skinny as a peach! I have to eat more Shrimpies.

by LucatheMaineCoon June 1, 2011

In a peach

A joke, considered by most to be a bad one, used to describe President Donald Trump's lack of intellect using his recent impeachment.

Fake Trump twitter account: Help! I'm in a peach!

by Whatshappining December 22, 2019

Prachet

A very very very sexy human being. He is the best at whatever he does. He is intelligent as well.

I wish I was Prachet. He is just so perfect.

by Jdjdudj September 2, 2018

peaches

Slang for MDMA(ecstasy). This slang word originated in St. Louis and Cahokia.

Whats up Phat, Wanna go to the store and get some peaches?
Phat Fat: I don't even know man, hit up Big Sexy and see what hes up on.

by James Lathe December 14, 2008

juicy peach

A girls boob

If you go to N'Sync concerts, you can cop-a-feel off some chicks and touch their juicy peaches

by Tommmmm November 12, 2003

Stiffer than a preacher's cock up a calf's ass

A description of the state of rigor mortis, usually in a victim who has died where discovery of the death is delayed until after rigor has commenced

A reference to a rural belief that some members of the clergy frequently have anal sex with farm animals, particularly young calves

"They found him dead out in the woods. He was stiffer than a preacher's cock up a calf's ass."

by Redd D. Ringbone February 24, 2010

Peach Goggles

The act of placing the nut sack over a sleeping victims eyes as though they were wearing goggles.

Person 1: "Dude, Tommy is sleeping!"

Person 2:" Hahaha dude lets give that fag peach goggles and draw dicks on his face."

by Gogsyn December 10, 2009