ghost poop

The king of all poops, in which when one goes to wipe one's nether regions after letting one fly, one discovers much to one's surprise that THERE IS NOTHING ON THE PAPER. The single most satisfying bowel movement that man is capable of.

1: What are you smiling about?

2: Oh nothing, just had...a ghost poop!

1: *stunned silence*

by m luv March 2, 2004

poop shiver

n. That pleasant little twitch of relief your whole body feels during a good dump. Immediately follows the poop chills. Means you just made a good one. Sometimes associated with a tingly sensation in the knees.

The better the poop the bigger the shiver!

by Big Brett the Bombthreat January 12, 2004

Poop Burrito

It's when you lay toilet paper into the bowl before you do a number two. Once you flush the toilet, the poop gets wrapped up like a burrito as it gets sucked away.

Dude didn't do a poop burrito. This stall stinks.

by Number two in your heart June 5, 2019

Poop chew

When you put in a dip(smokeless tobacco) while you take a poop.

Molly: "hey Gilbert are you in the middle of a poop chew?"
Gilbert"yeah...poop chew 4 life"

by Molly Clarissa October 7, 2016

where’s the poop

In How I Met Your Mother it is the phrase that Lily uses when she realizes that someone is lying or hiding something from her. The phrase is followed by the name of the person she is addressing.

Where’s the poop, Robin?

by lilnip November 18, 2017

temper poop

When you're having that much of a temper tantrum yelling that you fart in anger

Have you just temper pooped?!

by Alo.13 December 16, 2016

bison poop

bison antiquus, sometimes called the “ancient bison”, was the most common large herbivore of the north american continent for over ten thousand years, and is a direct ancestor of the living american bison. however, even ten thousand years ago, they still had a bunghole. yes, ancient bison pooped. their poop is an important source of nitrogen, phosphorous, calcium, and magnesium for plants and animals. without it, natural prairies would stop flourishing and become NONEXISTENT. fun fact: it dries and becomes a rock in 7 days!

example 1: bison poop is sometimes referred to as "nik-nik".

example 2: dung beetles have unique ways to decompose a bison patty.
example 3: bison feces is shaped like a swirly-shaped circle.

by maifingfongtable:))))) April 22, 2020