diarrhea pencils

A term referring to dreadlocks worn by one who is not part of a reggae band; Hair extensions

That patchwork mama's diarrhea pencils were dripping sweat all over me during the show, what a wookie ho.

Thomas Davis had to drag Ricky Williams down by his diarrhea pencils to get the tackle.

After sliding into home Manny Ramirez's diarrhea pencils were covered in dirt.

by tommy Ghostbuster January 3, 2009

Peniles

When someone has a shiny scalp with no hair, and their head looks like the tip of a penis.

Look at Paul, he's one of the peniles.

by Real defs March 2, 2015

pencilwhip

The act of falsifying documents for work that was in fact not really done at all. see gundecking

Instead of doing the job as required, the mechanic pencilwhipped the paperwork, so his boss would think he really did the job.

by Paul Boring September 18, 2008

penile projectile

Ejaculation, urine, or anything that launches out of the penis.

Look out! My penile projectile is about to land in your coke!

by Jeff Thompson May 16, 2006

pencilfish

the coolest damn tropical fish you can find.
small, colorful, easy to feed,easy to breed...etc

crap expensive tho

duuude i just got a pair of pencilfish

how much?

i dont wanna talk about it

by BottomfeederFISH April 28, 2009

Math Pencils

High quality pencils that are used ONLY for math. Used for super quick writing. Must have more than one, and preferrably a sharpener so that after it gets a little dull you can easily switch or sharpen.

I got some new math pencils earlier! I’m so excited to use them!

Person 1: Oh my god look this nerd has no math pencils.
Person 2: Omg! What a nerd!

by #1 Senatator of All Time February 1, 2018

Penile Sports

There are two main catergories in this sport meatwhacking and schlong swinging; these are two phallus related sports created during the wales trip by the two tom's.
Meatwhacking involves the art of getting a "semi" and beating it against your chest until a nice whacking sound is produced. Originated in a welsh bedroom, in wales obviously
Schlong swinging is the act of rotating the schlong in a vigorous swirl of the hips it originated in a welsh bathroom, again in wales obviously.

Penile Sports in daily life
<THUMP>
oh I hear Tom's meatwhacking again...

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"Toms been a long time in the shower"
"It's all that Schlong Swinging hes been up to!"

by The two tom's March 31, 2008