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Sarah Cessica Parker

SCP agent Sarah Cessica Parker fights Cryptids and other supernatural forces while navigating the dating pool of NYC men. Always wondering if it's the men who are crazy, the world, or just her.
"Sarah Cessica Parker just killed that guy because he was a bad tipper.. and a vampire!"
by SCP Handler December 29, 2023
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parker

i wanna give up.
im so tired, i dont wanna be around here.
i try my best to make people laugh
but it never goes right, im sorry for everything.

But im a bitch, i like hurting people. i fucking hate everyone i feel so annoying do people even like me anymore
What do they really have against me?
parker loves orcas, cats and dogs. cute.
by orcalover123 February 27, 2022
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Parker

Parker is my hentai daddy
by Sophiasabitch March 16, 2023
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Parker

A guy who will act super nice at first. Is into sports and has lots of friends who are douchebags but seems different until you really get to know him. Once you do, you better run because he gets super possessive, argumentative and never lets you have an opinion. He may have a large dick but don't let it fool you as his personality is actually total shit and due to his cockiness he doesn't understand how to take no for an answer.
Person 1: "Wow I fucked Parker last night. Best sex EVER."
Person 2: Girl you didn't tell me he was a PARKER. You better stop dating him they're jerks.
by urbanspite January 31, 2018
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Parker Johnpiere

A guy whos destiny is to lose a comp and eat a cum cracker.
Parker Johnpiere lost the comp!
by funnyguy694220 October 10, 2019
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Parker

Parker she’s the most amazing GIRL she’s so sweet and caring and will support you through everything! She is always laughing and making your day better. She is always looking for someone to joke around with! She’s very athletic and very very competitive. She is a beautiful girl with hardly any flaws! She has a very kind heart and makes an amazing friend🥰
Person #1“Did you talk to Parker today?
”Person #2“Yeah she’s so sweet!”
by thegreatperson01 November 8, 2019
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freya parker

shes loyal , fiya , got back , sexy ,funny as
why u searching my mate

freya parker up
by you boyyy November 18, 2023
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