lanky nonce

A tall geezer who likes kids

Shut up Joe you lanky nonce go away from the fookin school lad

by Defo in't jimbo December 7, 2022

pigeon nonce

Term coined by Frankie Boyle to describe an annoying twat that grooms the airborne vermin into their sphere of malevolence by spreading moldy bread around themselves in public spaces.

Stop spreading this filth around my back garden you dirty pigeon nonce

by Jimbob Dobbs January 29, 2023

Nonce

Used to win arguments.

Ellis was losing the argument but then called Ash a nonce. Ellis won by default.

by Germany2.0 December 6, 2020

Nonce

Anyone named : Joe, Ben or if you own reddit or discord

“Ay are you a nonce”
“No”

by WOW that’s a lot of dislikes June 21, 2021

Nonce

Adam, the kiddy fiddler

Wow Jimmy Savile is such a Nonce

by Gunsmoke November 16, 2018

quirky nonce

A female with short purple hair that nonces on year 8 girls from London and extremely edgy, pretty fit tho would smash.

Is that Millie?? No that’s a quirky nonce

by White Steve Harvey March 24, 2019

Nonce

And old codger who fuck little kids

Holy shit, I swear ya dads a nonce innit

by Breasticle123 January 27, 2020