fuck the phone

A sentence said when someone doesn't want to reply to the phone when it rings.

*Ring ring*
*Ring ring*
*Ring ring*

Bob: Ah shit! Fuck the phone!

by Vaxen August 19, 2014

phone blitzkrieg

Variant of war dialing; to make an excessive number of phone calls in an extremely short period of time.

Damn, seven phone calls in from her in 2 minutes, she's doing a phone blitzkrieg on my ass

by Trommler March 8, 2008

Phone Tag

Phone tag is when someone starts a really big groupchat with a whole ton of people and the person thats "IT" will take and send a picture (usually a really bad picture) of another person in the groupchat and that person is now it and so on and so forth.it doesnt really stop though-

"bro i was trying to sleep but people kept tagging me in the phone tag groupchat. i litteraly got no sleep."

by RandomGirlDotCom April 25, 2022

phone booth

An older form of communication from before mobile phones were so common. You didn't have to sign on for any of that "data plan" shit, they only cost a quarter to use, they had a handy little book filled with people's phone numbers in case you didn't know them, they didn't give you brain cancer, and they were easier for Superman to change in.

"Hmmmm, I could buy a cell phone and sign on for coverage and data plan, which would bleed me dry just so I can play crappy app games, or I could use the phone booth over there for just a fucking quarter. Decisions, decisions..."

by Woodunt U. Lyketano July 25, 2015

Phone Cord

What happens when an older man unzips his pants, pulls it out, and it dangles loosely like a phone cord.

I only sleep with younger men, I'm sick of the ol phone cord.

by Patty.E. June 12, 2018

Phone Cramps

whenever you swear you got a text or you swear you felt the pocket where your phone was vibrate or beep or something. your not crazy guys. it's just phone cramps.

g1: "man if i get one more text im gonna kill myself!"
-vibrate-
g1: "that's it!"
-kills herself-

g2: -checks g1's phone-
"she didn't get a text...it was just phone cramps!"

by TAYLERRR January 19, 2009

My Phone

A piece of shit.

My phone is a piece of shit so I can't make or receive phone calls. Or this is someone else's doing in which case, they, are a piece of shit.

by Hym Iam April 1, 2022