simp

a simp is a male that compliments a female

look at johnny what a simp

by bzezemak May 18, 2020

simp

squirrels in my pants

bro, there are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
simp, Squirrels in my pants!

by redsmurff March 11, 2020

SIMP

A nigga who will blow all his money on some ugly ass bitch but he wants pussy that bad

This nigga Michael is simping over Sofia AGAIN

by SIMPB130 February 19, 2020

Simp

A fool who could do anything for a weak ass hoe. He could literally let her walk all over him for a fucknig pencil.

Typical names for simps are Theo, Sebastian, Herbert.

Stop simpin nibba

by Radiomañana March 2, 2020

simp

being a simp means your literally obsessed with someone and think they are perfect. so you literally warship them.

brad: she’s so gorgeous.
chad: due your such a simp.

by bruhlmao April 7, 2020

Simp

A word men use to make themselves feel better abt being slaves to pussy. Also, a word incels use to express frustration at bros putting the needs of their girlfriends before sausage parties.

Omg Ryan is such a simp did not ditching his girlfriend’s birthday party to drink with us. Girls who need that much attention just aren’t worth it!

by Thevagrantlife May 22, 2020

Simp

•A girl that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under men in hopes of winning them over, without the male bringing anything to the table.

•A girl that puts too much value on a male for no reason .

•A man that prides herself with "Chivalry" in hopes of getting sexual gratification form women .

•A square with no game other than “Rolling out the Red-Carpet” for every male.

SIMP stands for Suckers Idolising Mediocre Penis

MI is a SIMP for Shay

MI wants Shat so much she cant help but be a SIMP

by AnonJB1404 March 26, 2020