by Swim_ July 9, 2024
Get the mobile megalodonmug. A person standing frozen in the middle of a public thoroughfare, street, sidewalk, hallway or stairwell where people are normally walking, reading or writing text messages, checking e-mail, or otherwise electronically absorbed, cut off from the world around them.
I just walked right into some mobile statue on campus because I was trying to type and walk at the same time... I guess I should have gone statue too...
by Vinculus April 2, 2009
Get the Mobile Statuemug. The woke term for zombie, as zombies has been a victim of cancel culture because it was British ....you get now.. ok so use it. Piss off boomers. It's a good zoom laugh.
So the boomers at the office
are mobile deceased..
What?
They're zombies get it - mobile deceased.
That can't be one of yours that's too good.
I know, I saw Shaun of the Dead
You do come up with a lot of good ones
My favorite is..
are mobile deceased..
What?
They're zombies get it - mobile deceased.
That can't be one of yours that's too good.
I know, I saw Shaun of the Dead
You do come up with a lot of good ones
My favorite is..
by Siouxsie Supertramp August 14, 2021
Get the Mobile Deceasedmug. hey todd, do you wanna go to laser opps mobile gayming for the annual cock gaming convention with josh?
by parker.crawdaddy69 June 5, 2023
Get the laser opps mobile gaymingmug. by SeggsKing May 5, 2025
Get the Seggs-Mobilemug. The act of stripping oneself in a Metro train or station platform. Then you proceed to ejaculate near a D.C. landmark such as the White House, Capitol, etc.
Joe (talking to Lucas on his phone): Yo! So I heard that Obama gave Trump a D.C. Mobile Home.
Lucas (scoffs): Lord knows Trump deserved it.
Lucas (scoffs): Lord knows Trump deserved it.
by Big shot 91 June 6, 2016
Get the D.C. Mobile Homemug. It’s a software used by some schools on a device we use for schools to block some websites deemed “destructive to learning” by said school. It also blocks things when there’s no internet connection for some reason, and when the students are at home. It’s actually kind of funny how it blocks websites that hardly have any distraction potential like webtoon(like it’s just webcomics bruh) and Naver(99% of people here don’t know how to speak Korean, what are they gonna do with a website containing Korean webcomics?) and WhatsApp web and discord (like what beef dy have with a messaging platform? Yk we can achieve the same outcome with Google chat right?) They also blocked the no internet game for some reason. But they do know what’s best for students after all, so they can definitely be trusted *cough cough cough* sorry I choked on my water and while writing this
Someone who wants to read webcomics: why did mobile guardian webtoon again?
Someone who uses Discord: I don’t know, they blocked 99% of social media as well. It cannot be rationally comprehended by “Low lifes” like us who apparently have no brain cells and no self control in the eyes of higher ups. But alas we yield and trust that they know what’s best for us, because they most likely do
Someone who uses Discord: I don’t know, they blocked 99% of social media as well. It cannot be rationally comprehended by “Low lifes” like us who apparently have no brain cells and no self control in the eyes of higher ups. But alas we yield and trust that they know what’s best for us, because they most likely do
by Idefinitelytrustmobileguardian December 28, 2022
Get the mobile guardianmug.